This was a very odd hotel setup, and sadly, not what we expected from a supposedly 4-star resort. Staff: The reception and housekeeping staff were consistently rude and unhelpful. The only friendly team members we encountered were the bar staff at the reception and pool bars — they were lovely. Housekeeping: Housekeeping here operates in a really bizarre way. Instead of servicing rooms once guests are out, they knock on your door every single morning around 9am asking, “Do you want toilet roll or towels?” One morning we ignored the knock because we were exhausted, but the housekeeper entered our room anyway just to ask the same thing. Completely inappropriate. I went to reception and politely asked that housekeeping not knock on our door the next day. The receptionist just stared at me blankly, and when I repeated my request, she rolled her eyes and said, “Use your do not disturb sign then.” I explained we didn’t have one — she sighed, asked for our room number, and that was that. The next morning? They still knocked. At 11am. Then again at 12pm, asking us to take the do not disturb sign off the door. The irony. Reception: The reception staff were shockingly rude. We weren’t given wristbands at check-in and no one ever questioned why, which was already odd. We asked about getting medicine from a pharmacy at 1:45pm, and the receptionist, Harry, said the hotel had a partnership with a local pharmacy that could deliver. He clearly understood what we were asking but kept chatting to his colleague in Greek instead of helping. When I tried to clarify, he snapped, “Yes, I’m aware.” Then he told us the pharmacy was closed — despite it showing open online until 9pm — and said to “come back at 5.” After making us wait about 15 minutes for no reason, he turned, made direct eye contact with me, and said something in Greek. I said, “I’m sorry, I don’t understand?” and he replied, “Why would you? I’m speaking Greek.” The attitude was unbelievable — truly one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had with a hotel staff member. Food: The food was dreadful. Everything tasted beige and bland — like pure mush with no seasoning. The fruit bar consisted of four bowls of chopped fruit sitting out all day with flies around them. Everything was soggy, flavourless, and unappetising — ideal only if you have no teeth. Drinks: The drinks were so watered down you’d drown before you got tipsy. Only beer and wine (red or white) are included; everything else — even hot chocolate — costs extra. The pool snack bar food was also inedible; it had been sat out so long it turned rubbery. My friend jokingly used it as fishing bait — even the fish weren’t interested. Rooms: The room was clean enough on arrival, but everything felt damp. The bedding was sticky to the touch, and you could barely move in bed without feeling clammy. The bed itself was completely broken — it dipped like a sinkhole in the middle, and the slats were so damaged that every small movement made a loud creaking noise. The soap holder in the bathroom was half hanging off the wall and covered in limescale. The shower edges had crusty buildup too. Facilities: The general areas like reception and the poolside were reasonably clean. However, the “petting farm” was upsetting — a dead bird was in one of the cages all day, and the horses had barely any space to move around. Checkout experience: When we were checking out, I desperately needed antihistamine tablets after being awake all night in pain. My friend went to reception at 9am to reorder them from the same staff member, Harry. He said they’d arrive around 4:30pm and that we’d get a call when they did. We never got a call. When I finally went back down in pain, they were just sitting behind reception — clearly had been there for some time. All in all, this hotel is absolutely not a 4-star experience — it’s barely a 2-star at best. The facilities may look clean on the surface, but the service, food, and overall guest care were shockingly poor. We won’t be returning.