Do not be fooled by the beautiful pictures of the beach. The location is the only positive thing about this place, and it is used as bait to lure you into what can only be described as one of the worst hotel experiences available in Thailand. My stay was so appalling that I feel it is my duty to share the details. The single most shocking and unacceptable aspect of this hotel is the attitude of its staff. I have never encountered such a level of rudeness, aggression, and outright hostility in a place of hospitality. The staff, from the front desk to the groundskeepers, seem to operate under the bizarre and stressful assumption that every person on the property is an intruder who needs to be challenged. The worst offender is a specific staff member who patrols the beach area like a belligerent guard. He does not recognize the hotel's own guests. On multiple occasions, we were aggressively stopped and interrogated by him when simply trying to walk from our sunbed back towards our room. We witnessed him physically grab and shout at other people, treating them with utter contempt. It is unacceptable and creates a constant feeling of tension and anxiety. You are a paying guest, yet you are made to feel like a trespasser in your own resort. This behavior is not just unprofessional; it is menacing. The front desk staff are no better. They are arrogant, dismissive, and completely unhelpful. When we had issues with our room, they treated us as if we were an inconvenience. There is no "land of smiles" here, only cold stares and rude remarks. Deceptive Booking Practices and Financial Scams Our nightmare began at check-in. It seems to be a standard business practice for this hotel to engage in what I can only call a "bait-and-switch" scam. We, like many others who have reviewed this hotel, arrived to find that the room we had booked and paid for was "unavailable." Instead, they offered us a vastly inferior, dark, and noisy room right next to the main road. They then had the audacity to demand a significant extra payment to get a room that was even close to what we had originally booked. This is a deliberate, dishonest tactic. Furthermore, be very careful with your bill. We were charged for minibar items we never consumed, and when we disputed it, we were met with suspicion and rudeness. The hotel is completely dilapidated and disgustingly dirty. The photos online must have been taken decades ago. Our room was dark, smelled of mold and sewage, and the furniture was old, scratched, and falling apart. The air conditioner was extremely loud and barely functioned. There are large gaps in the old wooden doors, allowing insects and lizards to enter freely. The bathroom was a health hazard. There were old stains, rust on the fixtures, and a constant foul smell. The "cleaning" is superficial at best. In our entire stay, the bed linens were never changed. Towels are old and threadbare. We even saw reports from other guests of finding blood and urine stains in their rooms upon check-in. The hallways and common areas are filthy. There is zero soundproofing. You will hear everything from the loud traffic on the dangerous main road, and every single sound from your neighbors. It is impossible to get a peaceful night's sleep. The management of this hotel should be ashamed. They are running a property that is not only physically falling apart but is also staffed by people who are actively hostile towards guests. The beautiful beach is a trap. You will be overcharged, treated with disrespect, subjected to aggressive behavior, and forced to stay in a filthy, run-down room. Please, for your own sake, save your money and your sanity. Do not book a stay at the Impiana Resort Chaweng Noi. It will ruin your vacation. There are many other wonderful hotels in Koh Samui that will offer you the true Thai hospitality you are looking for. This place is the absolute opposite of that. AVOID!