Kipriotis Village Resort

First of all the rooms are a joke, fallin apart like there has just been a category 5 earth quake, the dinner hall looks like que to get on the oblivion at Alton towers it’s not to bad if you wanna wait 30 mins until you actually reach the first dish, on top of that it does offer a slight wetness if you get in the right spot from 1 of the many leaking points across the dining hall. I’m leaving today and can’t wait for to Get home and believe me this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to leave being abroad. The Pool turned green, sunbeds look like you’ve chain smoked 10000 cigs through the fabric with a dirty yellow twinge. The picture online are a joke the hotel is nothing like this what so ever it’s disgusting and giving it a 1 star is probably more realistic. The place is in the middle of nowhere and taxis hardly show up. I actually haven’t got 1 good thing to say about this hotel from start to finish the full 9 days were a joke. The only good day was going out to the sandy beach 30 minutes away. Crap hotel, crap staff, crap food, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY.

Pool looked like a swamp auditioning for Shrek 5, loungers were distressed in every possible way, and my room had ants, mystery stains, and a toilet that leaked like it was auditioning for a water feature. Housekeeping had a creative approach some days they popped in, some days not, and when they did, they skipped the replace towels and clean floors parts. The restaurant doubled as a dirty-plate exhibition, and you’ll love the kettle station with no plug socket perfect if you enjoy the idea of tea but not the reality. The photos online? Works of fiction. The star rating? Generous. The memories? Unforgettable… but for all the wrong reasons.

This hotel has the potential to be fantastic but it is in desperate need of some basic renovations. We found all staff to be fantastic and didn’t experience problems with cleanliness. The housekeeper visited daily, there were staff constantly cleaning the communal and dining areas and any mess was at the hands of slobby guests and not at the fault of the hotel. The bar staff and reception staff were polite and friendly with us at all times - perhaps because kindness breeds kindness. The entertainment staff were incredible. The shows demonstrated talent and humour from a small group of ‘animators’ from around the world and they seemed to have a strong positive relationship with the entertainment coordinator which was nice to see. She was very enthusiastic. Our only complaint was their Thursday day off because we missed them! We liked the food! I am a big foodie and my main concern about staying all inclusive was the lack of variety/local cuisines in a buffet but this wasn’t the case at all. There were a lot of local dishes, plenty of variation and some solid classics - Greek yoghurt and honey, feta salad etc - alongside a kids buffet with the standard fries etc. I imagine any complaints about the food quality would be from people expecting a sea of beige but even our fussy 6 year old found plenty to eat. It was a typical all-inclusive buffet so don’t expect top level cuisine but it definitely wasn’t bad. My main complaint was the comfort of the room - the beds were very hard (although we did get used to this) and the pillows were thin. We were in a 2 bedroom family room which meant, as a party of 5, that my daughter had a sofa bed in the ‘living area’ (more like an entrance hall) which was not air conditioned so we had to move sofa into the second bedroom so she could sleep. The bathroom was falling apart (the shower rail was literally held up with duct tape and the shower head rusted apart in my hand) but this was fixed quickly. The shower was awful though - odd placement, low down and not powerful at all. The fridge was very old but it did work to keep our water cold. We purchased water from the garage across the road and just used the bar for other drinks. The bar varied in how busy it was, sometimes you could queue for ages and other times you could walk straight up. The sun beds weren’t a problem at all. We put our towels down on the way to breakfast - half 8/9 so not early and always got a bed by the pool and usually at least partly in shade. Recommend a trip into Kos Town. The bus goes right from outside rhe the hotel. It’s pretty cheap and only 15/20mins away. Buses get rammed though. Overall I would recommend lowering your expectations to a 3 star, and the rooms maybe a 2, but appreciate it for what it is. A simple, fun, Greek hotel in a great location with fun pools and great staff. We only paid a 3 star price so I think it a a fair representation of that.

I have no complaints about the food except the dining room shutting at 9pm is a little early when there are so many guests. Not enough water available we had to go out and buy water bottles. Not enough bar staff in the hotel a queue of 17 people wanting a drink and only one member of staff. Our room was cleaned daily but I had to go to reception and ask for clean linen after 5 days.They say every three days in the hotel info. The public toilets are my main complaint 4 toilets for the small pool and the Olympic pool At one point the cleaner was more interested in his acne than doing his job. The lower ground floor ladies toilets had no lights working on at least five days of our 10 day stay.our girls got stuck in the dark on numerous occasions.

Absolutely terrible!! Do not go near, the worst hotel we have ever stayed at. Definitely not a 4 star hotel more like a 1 star. Service was terrible, food was terrible. Mould in where u get the ice creams from. The tennis courts well they are not tennis courts they don’t even have a net. Make sure you go anywhere but here !!