1/5 — Extremely Disappointing Stay at Lindos Village Hotel We arrived quite late at Lindos Village Hotel, and the man checking us in (Theodores) told us we were being given a free upgrade. Originally, we had booked two Deluxe Sea View Rooms, and he said we were being upgraded to Panoramic Sea View Rooms. At first, we were really pleased — but our happiness didn’t last long. When we got to the rooms, there was absolutely nothing 5-star about them. The bathroom was atrocious — nowhere near what you’d expect from even a basic hotel (see attached photos). We immediately went back to reception and asked to move to the rooms we had actually booked, as the “upgrade” was clearly not an upgrade. We were told that no other rooms were available and to “stay one night and see how we felt.” What happened to the original rooms we booked? What would have happened if we had said no to the “upgrade” in the first place? When we tried to shower, we discovered that the toiletries had been watered down, and worse — the water didn’t drain properly, flooding the entire bathroom floor. We reported this to reception, but were told to wait until the next day. The next morning, we went to reception as instructed and were told to wait around until a room became available. We had plans to explore Rhodes, but we were told to stay nearby to view a new room once other guests checked out. We waited until 4 p.m. before being shown just one room, even though we needed two. The first group moved, but the “new” room wasn’t much better. The same flooding issue persisted, the toiletries were still watered down, and the view definitely wasn’t a Deluxe Sea View as advertised. The next day, we asked again for a room for the second group. We were told to wait again — another wasted day of our short trip. When a room finally became available, it was even worse, and due to my sister’s mobility issues, we had to stay in the first room. We also asked for an iron and ironing board. We were given an iron for just one hour, but when I asked Theodores for an ironing board, he said, “We do not have one because…” and never finished the sentence. We had seen housekeeping taking ironing boards from other rooms, so clearly, that wasn’t true. We eventually spoke to the manager, who informed us that because it was the end of the season, many of the other rooms were closed. If that’s the case, why advertise and charge for 5-star rooms that aren’t even available? When we mentioned the watered-down toiletries, she sent housekeeping with fresh, unopened ones — proving our point. She also said we could call housekeeping after showering to mop the flooded bathroom, which we found ridiculous, especially as it was a slipping hazard for my sister. We tested this — called at 11:58 a.m., but returned at 10 p.m. to find the bathroom still flooded and untouched. To make matters worse, the indoor swimming pool — which was advertised as one of the hotel’s key amenities — had been completely drained and was not in use, with no prior notice given. Our entire trip was ruined waiting around for rooms we had already paid for, dealing with poor maintenance, dishonesty, and completely unprofessional service. We left the next morning feeling disappointed and frustrated, having missed out on seeing Rhodes entirely. This hotel is not 5-star quality in any way — it’s poorly maintained, mismanaged, and misleading in its advertising. I would not recommend it to anyone