************ READ CAREFULLY ************** This review reflects the complete and unfiltered experience during my milestone birthday stay at Sandals Royal Barbados. I recently returned from a 5-day stay at Sandals Royal Barbados for what was meant to be a milestone birthday celebration. Having stayed at two other Sandals properties in the last five months, I expected a seamless, luxurious experience — especially after booking the Millionaire Suite with Butler Elite service. Unfortunately, this was the worst resort experience I’ve ever had, and I feel compelled to share it fully because I don’t believe Sandals has taken these failures seriously. The Problems Began Immediately: Rolls Royce transfer was late. I had to walk back and forth from the lounge with my luggage and ended up standing outside waiting — not the “VIP welcome” Sandals advertises. Driver pulled into the yard, handed us our luggage, no one was there to take it or help. (This is around 3pm) No greeting, no towel, no welcome, no butler on arrival. We had to find the butler lounge ourselves 2 days later. No assistance with luggage either. Hand luggage and champagne I brought had to be carried through a halfway-tour of the resort. We were not offered a full tour — just shown three envelopes to leave tips. Only when we got to the room, the butler introduced themselves as the butler as they did not have the traditional butler uniform on. I was assigned an all-female butler team, which as a male guest would’ve made me uncomfortable watching them carry heavy bags and trays. This diminished the comfort I should’ve felt requesting service. It set the tone for compromised service. At the front desk: Horrible service, and no offer to be seated at a lounge due to high traffic. Sandals payment machines failed, but instead of resolving it professionally, staff made jokes about our credit card in front of others. We were forced to buy something from the shop to “prove” the card worked. That remained the focus until we got to our room. Requested beach spot, cooler and sign went missing within 5 mins of butler coming to get us. Still never got to see a cooler at a spot for us. Asked to be escorted to sky bar after missing cooler incident, was abandoned at the elevator due to butler prioritizing another guest. Requested fresh ice every morning from the first day, butler just told us where the machine was. Never got the ice. Why have a butler? A completely failed birthday experience: As mentioned, this was a birthday trip, butler promised to arrange a full French breakfast in the room on my birthday, no follow up, no questions, no materialization. I ended up ordering for myself at 7:29am (restaurant. Opens at 7:30) got it after 9:30am. Obviously did not get to eat it. Returned to a decorated room with champagne — but it was one of my own bottles that I brought, used without my permission. No preferential seating for birthday dinner, despite meeting with the supervisor beforehand. We waited approx. 20 minutes for a half-empty restaurant and had to ask for the table to be chucked due to wobbling. Staff was rude to our butler, completely ignoring him throughout our 20-minute wait despite reservations. 5 mins before completing dinner, butler came to check in on us, I simply requested that he wait a couple mins so he can escort us back to Sandals Royal as we weren’t familiar with the path. Walked outside, butler is gone. He called halfway through our walk back. Had to change the entire butler team midway through my stay. That didn’t help. Ended up being lectured by the assistant butler manager and was told, “if you want good service, you have to communicate and keep your butler phone.” Which I did, but they were hardly reachable. And the phone would not work the majority of the time. They said it was service issues. Continued Chaos: Ordered food through butler at 7:15 pm, got it 9:35pm while already dining somewhere else. Was turned away from American Tavern for wearing an armless T-shirt, but saw Caucasian guests in strapless and armless tops seated outside the restaurant dining. Asked butler to place the order and bring it to the room, got asked to go place it myself and let them know the butler will pick it up. Witnessed English guests in shorts and completely bareback and soaking wet in the butler lounge and no discussion of dress code expressed to them. The impression was given that rules differ by race. Butlers usually unreachable from 11am-4pm on most days. But frequently took calls while tending to me in person. Arrived for a 9pm seating arranged by Butler and was told by the waitress to hurry up and order, kitchen closes in 3 mins. Then after being rushed, comments were made by the waitress, “you ordered too much food” as she was walking off. Dishes were served aggressively, and presentation of food was messed up at Greenhouse. Soup was almost spilled on our table. Requested a donut assortment for two guests from the butler, only 3 were brought. The smell of the seaweed and the resort was horrible on most days, outdoor dining was closed a couple times due to this. (Which meant again, my plans to enjoy and experience, if not limited by sandals, was by scent) Photoshoot was pushed to Sandals Barbados, due to technical issues at Royal. After specifically explaining to the photographer the shots I wanted to get done for my birthday shoot, the same generic places and poses were done. Photos weren’t very good either. Out of 52, only 3 were useable. Was promised a case of water to my room, it never came. Daily afternoon snacks, came once on the last day. (This was a 5 day trip) Needed help to find the last-minute change in location for a photoshoot and spa treatment, butler unreachable. Had to go find a supervisor and let them take me. Texted the butler at 10:38am after they were unreachable, no response even after 2:30pm. Some Butlers and staff just barging in the room despite the do not disturb light being on. Room not cleaned properly two times. Other frustrations: After telling 2 butlers and a supervisor that my check out date is wrong for 3 days straight, room key still stopped working on second to last day while a taxi was waiting for us. Caused us to be late and we missed a tour. Staff constantly having loud conversations right in front of guests and not being customer service oriented. Bartenders not friendly and hardly pay attention. Butler lounge was frequently dead and no one really catered to us if we went in. Once 3pm hits, practically little to no options other than jerk shack in the afternoon for sandals royal. Otherwise, it’s room service which is a 2 hour wait. I witnessed so many other butlers with their guests, dressed properly and focusing on their party making that true personalized experience a reality, and we definitely did not receive that. Usually, assistance would be offered, and someone would reach out the day before departure to plan a smooth transition, but this was never done. No one reached out. Departure transfer was for 10:30am, rushed to the lobby on time just to be told it’s switched to 11, after I checked out. When the Rolls Royce arrived, the driver scolded my partner because she had a latte in her hand and said they have strict rules. That could have been communicated much more diplomatically instead of barring her from entering the vehicle and speaking to her that way. Because he was late, he also sped and drove somewhat recklessly. This is not luxury. Compensation Attempt — or Silencing? After complaining to guest services, I was offered a complimentary pedicure and a massage for my partner, but there were consistent changes in communication with the spa, and trying to reach our butler to confirm where it would take place and the time, was futile. We had to walk over to Sandals Barbados to meet Kimberly (supervisor) who sorted it for us. (That was also a wait as we arrived when she left for lunch) After complaining again to the supervisor on the last day of my stay, I expressed that I basically lost the entire day running around trying to get confirmation and service from Sandals. I never got to enjoy my afternoon. I received no proper butler service, no personalized experience, and none of my reasonable requests were fulfilled. On checkout morning, I was offered a one-night credit on a future booking, but with a list of restrictions such as but not limited to: -Only valid for a lower suite category. -Only valid for one year. -Includes a clause preventing me from posting any review about this stay without Sandals’ written permission. -I was told I could not take the form to review it before signing, despite the document stating otherwise. For the sake of all innocent travelers hoping to get what they paid for and that need to know what happens here.. I refused to sign. And even with that, No apology. No follow-up. Just silence. Positives (because credit is due): Kimberly (guest services supervisor) did what she could, but this was well beyond her scope. I thank her for still trying nonetheless. DaQuan and Melissa (butlers) were still always pleasant, despite the chaos. The spa team was excellent — the only true reflection of luxury here. Shenice, you are wonderful. The Club Lounge team displayed the kind of service the Butler Lounge completely lacked. The girl at the donut shop, was wonderful. Final Reflections: This was a physically, mentally, and emotionally stressful experience for a milestone birthday. I feel like I should’ve done a cruise instead. Trusting sandals was a mistake. Despite all the assurances from Sandals, nothing was ever done to meaningfully address the severity of what happened. I unfortunately predict that Beron Hurst may respond to this review with the usual generic apologies and assure this is not the standard of sandals and feedback will be escalated to save face for the brand. But to who? I’ve escalated for days. Sending feedback to sandals is only met with silence. Posting publicly is the only time you get any acknowledgement. This wasn’t a five-star stay. This was a failure at every level — systemic, cultural, and operational. To guests: Do your research before booking Sandals Royal Barbados. To Sandals Corporate: You owe guests more than silence and a free night with strings attached. I can afford my nights. But I refuse to access compensation, by spending more with you to do so. I didn’t ask for extra. I asked for what I paid for, and I did not receive it. Res Non Verba. MT.