Just back from a very mixed experience at The Crane which would mean I would never return nor recommend it to anyone I know, despite some positives. First of all the positives: the rooms are good, the location and views are stunning (if remote), the pools are wonderful and plenty, and some of the staff (generally the poorer paid ones, like cleaners and waiters) are friendly and helpful. The negatives began upon arrival: we arrived after a 9-hour flight and checked in. The location of our building/room wasn't explained to us, and we had to ask for someone to show us. This person then offered no help with our bags, which was made worse as he took us to the wrong building the first time. When we got to our room, we realised the receptionist hadn't explained our half-board package to us. Where were the restaurants? Was our package valid in all restaurants? We just didn't know, we weren't told. We had to look at information on a third-party website to find this out. Dining is perhaps the biggest issue at The Crane: there are 3 restaurants and one bar serving food. There are no buffets, and while there is a reasonable amount of choice on the menus in all restaurants, if you are a vegetarian or have any dietary restrictions, you're going to end up eating the same 2 dishes every day for your holiday. You also have to book in advance, every single day, for your evening meal. This is a slow, slow process over the phone, where they will place you on hold and then ask for your name, room number and email address every single day. They could simply this by just taking a room number as they have the other information already, but don't. My tip: book online. You still have to enter all this information, but it is quicker. On our second day, they took a reservation for the L'Azure restaurant over the phone, and when we got there, it was closed for reservations. I do not understand how the reservations department didn't know this, or why we weren't told that one-third of the restaurants on site were closing for refurbishment at check-in. The biggest issue for us is one that perhaps we should have researched beforehand: The Crane is a 20-30 minute drive away from everything. The nearest supermarket/convienience store is a 2.5km walk away. Buses are infrequent and taxis and expensive, and it is a US$80 roundtrip to Bridgetown. Whilst this is out of the control of the resort, the beach was polluted with tonnes of seaweed forming a metre-high barrier between the beach and the sea for every day of our visit. They did compensate by providing a (35-min each way) shuttle bus to another resort, but if the beach/sea swimming is an important part of your holiday, book a hotel on the west coast of Barbados.